the paramedics said it could've been a lot worse
paramedics 긴급 의료원
an extension cord works pretty good
extension 확대, 연장
cord 끈
we had to improvise a cake out of stuffing
improvise (보통 꼭 필요한 것이 없어서) 뭐든 있는 것으로 처리하다[만들다]
stuffing 속[충전재]
we can't get it right
get it 이해하다
and set up an arts and crafts table
arts and crafts 공예
are you getting a clown for today?
clown 광대
he pokes himself in the eye every time he uses a straw
poke 쿡 찌르다
straw 짚, 빨대
my dad used to give me a quarter for every crow i bagged
quarter 25센트짜리 동전
crow 까마귀
and i used to have a machete
machete 마체테(날이 넓고 무거운 칼. 무기로도 쓰임)
having a milk sent over in the cafeteria
send over …을 파견하다, …을 전송하다
girls don't go for all that romatic stuff
go for ~을 택하다
i want the most dangerous reptile you've got
reptile 파충류
i have an iguana that eats crickets
iguana 이구아나(열대 아메리카산 대형 도마뱀)
crickets 귀뚜라미
that'd be scary if it was a birthday party for crickets
scary 무서운
i need you to step it up a notch
notch 급수
is there anything that scares the cococa out of you?
i do have a bearded dragon
we're back to square one
who could have possibly seen it coming?